Marijuana Culture and Politics - Bluntly
Great new drug defense developed in Canada.
I don’t think the “I don’t know what marijuana is” thing will fly in the US but it’s worth a shot. From somebody. Not me. But if one of my loyal readers ever gets busted and plays that card let me know and I’ll hold a special place in my heart for you forever, and possibly send you money for your legal fund.
Yahoo! On the Dutch Masters banning shrooms.
Those of us who read pro-legalization material on anything approaching a regular basis you are familiar to seeing alcohol related double standards that would make you want to smash your monitor if you had not been smoking weed (note that I was drunk when “Arrested Development” went off the air and I was swinging around a sickle…there is still a chunk of my friend’s jaclet missing). Still here is one that should have all objects in the room with their gaurd up.
First the stories that pushed people into hysterics evidently regarded primarily a 17 year old with documented past psychological problems leaping to her death while shrooming. Another story which got a lot of play in the Dutch media was a British tourist who ran “amok (amok!)” in a hotel and went so far as to break a window, and cut his hand “badly.”……MY GOD! Are we sure this terroroid was not some kind of cyborg sent back to kill humanities savior! Now here comes the best part…
She said each case also involved the use of alcohol — against the advice of sellers — but it was the mushrooms that were blamed.
Can anyone else confirm this? Jesus Christ someone gets drunk, shrooms, wrecks stuff and now people in the Netherlands of all places can’t sell mushrooms. On the other hand maybe there’s some kind of upside to all of this…
Prices will rise, and dealers will sell dried mushrooms, or LSD as a substitute, to tourists with no guidance.
I have to go book a fl-I mean…Book It. Pizza Hut.
Later
Anyway Blunt Noters (Don’t have a fit King…Mom I’ll be home late tonight) let us take a look at some choice selections:
The teacher reported the incident to the school liaison officer, who spoke with the assistant principal. The two called the 16-year-old into the assistant principal’s office to interview him about the matter; he allegedly said he borrowed the money from the other teen, though when asked by the officer whether the money was for marijuana, he allegedly said “somewhat.”
Somehwat?!?!?!? Somewhat?!?!?!? SOMEWHAT?!?!?!?! The hell are we teaching kids about the law anyway? Seriously what was this kid thinking?
“Hmm, I don’t think they’ll believe it wasn’t drug related at all so I’ll just say it was for weed….hmmm….SOMEHWHAT!” Unfortunately he was not just “somewhat” arrested.
The boy refused to disclose who he’d purchased it from, and said he’d bought it with the intention of distributing it, according to the report.
Ok, now to be fair he is a stand up guy evidently, even if he was ridiculously stupid to confess. Ahh….youth. Anyway kid if you are reading this sorry if I was harsh, I feel for you man, and we are all pulling for you here at Blunt Notes.
“I’m not mad, I’m proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.” -Goodfellas. Words to live by during these trying times.
“No, no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny!”-Goodfellas. That part is just classic and bears repeating on principle.