Blunt Notes

The recent case of pro wrestler Chris Benoit slaying his family made me think of marijuana, probably because I was smoking it today.

Anyway, does anyone else remember how long it was before they smoked after they heard of the attacks on 9/11? I was in high school and smoked a couple hours later in the parking lot of the park near my high school. Later on I smoked with several other people and two of them insisted they would be joining the service.

Niether of them did, what can you say it’s a peaceful drug. So what were the experiences of everyone else? Did anyone actually get so high they joined the army? Let me know…

I thought you folks would get a kick out of this. I cried because all that weed burned, but at least it got somebody high!

For the uninitiated Green Dragon is a THC laced alcoholic (usualy Everclear) beverage. A recipe for it can be found here.

Being a fan of overdoing things AND cutting corners I modified things a bit. I did not bother grinding it up into a “fine powder,” instead I just stuffed the weed into the bottle. Also while this recipe calls for a half ounce I used two ounces. I then let it sit for a little over a month which was not too hard since I was on probation and was always very careful about keeping my system clean of THC. I was also too lazy to flavor it at all and drank it straight (disgusting but there is something incredibly cool about alcohol with such a strong weed taste). It took a little while to hit me put when it did it was sudden and incredibly powerful.

I gave some to all of my friends as it makes a great gift, and I got to obverve their reactions. My first two friends were quite experienced smokers and were already high when they took their sips and immediately were disgusted by the taste and within a half hour were intoxicated beyond belief. Another friend I gave some to had smoked once before in his life but had not gotten high. Drunk already he smoked a couple of bowls and two large gulps of the dragon. A half hour later he was frozen in his chair, unable to speak, and had a look on his face which made me think “This kid is either going to pass out or levitate.”

So in short I highly recomend Green Dragon for any smoker, but be warned it will hit you hard. Oh and if you live in my house and read this let me know if you see it because I have not been able to find my bottle in months.

Yes people it finally happened; on Tuesday my PO put the papers in to get me off of probation! My new cool as hell (in that she hates giving drug tests and generally doesn’t care what as I do as long as I don’t have any arrests) PO told me that despite not having a job to speak of for the past five months she was going to put in the paper work to get me cut loose. I was so excited/worried I’d some how get my dumbass arrested walking out the door that I left without making my final probation payment (you pay 25 bucks a month plus a two dollar fee every month). I realized my mistake and turned back around towards sunny Trenton, New Jersey and made the payment.

Though this development will lead to less whiney blogs like the one I posted a couple weeks back I still see this as a positive development. I can make bail a lot easier if I get arrested If I get arrested, I don’t have to urinate in any cups I choose not to, I don’t have to drive into Trenton every two months, and the decade long countdown begins until I can have my record expunged. And if I can make that then I have seriously diminished the consequences of allegedly braking some laws that were not that great to begin with. In the end isn’t that what life is all about?

Cities in California are now suing property owners who have tenants running grow ops.

A few choice selections:

“Even if they didn’t, they are still responsible. You can’t allow your property to be used in an illicit fashion and claim ignorance,” Litvak said.

Good point because it is well known it is impossible to conceal illegal activities from land lords. If it happens they must be massively ignorant or conspiring with the offenders.

“There’s a large profit to be made. The penalties are relatively low compared to methamphetamine and cocaine,” Price said.

You dont’ say? I also heard bootlegging designer purses caries less heat then plotting to blow up the Lincoln Tunnel.

Just when you thought the government could not find another way to make the Drug War hurt innocent people AND use it to get their hands on more loot they find a way. I must admit I admire their cash grabbing ability, can’t wait until car rental agencies have to lose their vehicles when customers get caught smoking joints in them. They have no excuse after all…

About a year old but if you’re a big MMA (Ultimate Fighting for you noobs) fan like me this is classic. If you’re not it should still be the most hysterical thing ever, especially if stoned.

Hahahahaha! He said “fuck!” Muito Sinistro!!

Whenever I see people growing posting evidence of their felonies on the net I just have to think “Cool pics, I wouldn’t do that in a million years if i was going to grow. Optional evidence of your crimes no matter how far you seem off of the radar has always been a major no-no in my book. Even if you think you’re being safe by using proxies, throwing away the hard drive after you post whatever, I’ve always been of the belief that “they’ll always find a way.” BTW this is just a random grow pic off the internet, theres millions more floating around.

Or maybe I’m just an jerk imposing my paranoia about the world on others. Anyone sharing knowledge about weed is really doing a service to the community. Anyway let me know and I’ll go and try to fine something I have more decisive feelings about for my next entry.